1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,277 Mitsuoka! 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:05,527 Noren! 3 00:00:05,610 --> 00:00:07,277 Wait up! 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,370 Tell us more about what you said back there! 5 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:13,330 Wait! 6 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:15,740 Looks like we managed to lose them. 7 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:19,037 All right, now. 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,297 Why? 9 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:21,250 Sorry! 10 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:25,007 The club activity I was really looking forward to got totally wrecked... 11 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:29,717 and before I knew it, all my built-up stress completely exploded. 12 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,507 I know I messed up. 13 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:33,350 Sorry. 14 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:35,637 But hey, Juzo, doesn't this... 15 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,397 technically mean mission accomplished? 16 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,467 The hell it does! 17 00:00:38,550 --> 00:00:41,477 Marrying a kid the same age as my daughter? 18 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,897 I'd rather die! 19 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:46,487 But please! I know it's selfish... 20 00:00:46,570 --> 00:00:49,907 but could you pretend to be my boyfriend for a while? 21 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:51,447 Huh? 22 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:53,947 Look, if people think I already have a boyfriend, 23 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:56,917 then stuff like what just happened should calm down a little! 24 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,540 Please! 25 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,580 Fine. 26 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,247 But this is... 27 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,960 strictly pretend, got it? 28 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:40,010 THE PACIFIER DUEL SATURDAY, MAY 2nd 29 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:41,437 Hey! 30 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,227 Go buy us some bread! 31 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:45,727 Oh, so this is how it goes. 32 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,730 You listening to me or what?! 33 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,387 From now on, you either run errands for us every day, 34 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,907 or you back off from Noren Mitsuoka. 35 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:54,317 Pick one. 36 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,800 What kind of choice is that? 37 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,497 Don't let him get away! 38 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,617 Beating them down would be easy... 39 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:08,840 but I'm not about to do something that childish and get myself suspended over it. 40 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,700 Hey! - We're on the third floor! 41 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:15,310 What the... 42 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:22,720 My apologies. 43 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:33,147 Did you hear? 44 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,697 Those two are apparently going out! 45 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:39,037 Yeah, and because of that, a bunch of guys have it out for him. 46 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,407 Yikes! 47 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:41,490 Poor guy. 48 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:45,287 I said I'd do it as long as it was just pretend, 49 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:47,827 but is this really what it's gonna be like the whole time? 50 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,917 What a pain! 51 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,417 Rough day, Oga? - Huh? 52 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,067 Is it true you're dating Noren? 53 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,887 Takada and Baba... 54 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:59,107 Seriously, though, nice job getting away from those guys! 55 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:00,307 You were watching? 56 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:02,317 And all you did was watch? 57 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,737 I mean, what were we supposed to do? 58 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,577 Go get a teacher or something! 59 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:10,037 It felt like you would handle it somehow. 60 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,827 And you did, so what's the problem? 61 00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:13,567 Hey! 62 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:14,887 Though... 63 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:17,899 honestly, it could get way worse from here. 64 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:19,577 Huh? 65 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:24,137 Our school's a pretty famous mega-school, y'know. 66 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,707 There are high-spec guys all over the place. 67 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,787 And not just that. 68 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,227 Among the upper crust, 69 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:35,017 there's an especially scary group of them called the "Unicorns." 70 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,407 They've got the looks, the personality, the whole package. 71 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:41,237 And on top of that, every single one of them has top-tier talent, 72 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,867 and crazy charisma in some field or another. 73 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,227 Rumor is, all of them are after Noren, too. 74 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:50,687 So, chances are, they'll come after you sooner or later! 75 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:52,247 And when that happens... 76 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,577 Well, good luck! 77 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,570 Hey! 78 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:58,697 You really oughta quit, don't you think? 79 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:00,417 This "fake boyfriend" thing, I mean. 80 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,257 Huh? 81 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,077 Boss... 82 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,997 you've got no intention of marrying Noren, right? 83 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,757 Obviously not! 84 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,597 Then there's no reason to keep this up. 85 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,930 I do feel bad for her, but... 86 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:16,187 And I've got one more annoying update for you. 87 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:16,917 What? 88 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,407 It's about Mitsuoka Pharmaceuticals' wasp research and their antiaging drug. 89 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:24,777 Apparently, the underworld is after that secret, too. 90 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:28,847 But they can't just take it with threats or brute force. 91 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:30,787 So, there's talk... 92 00:05:30,870 --> 00:05:34,247 that other organizations might send in elite middle schooler operatives... 93 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,027 to go undercover. 94 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:39,530 All with the aim of becoming Noren Mitsuoka's future husband. 95 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,877 Meaning from here on out, she's basically gonna be fought over... 96 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,547 by top-tier guys from both sides of society. 97 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:49,597 Unicorns, assassin agents, the whole deal. 98 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,430 Boss, you planning to throw your hat in that ring, too? 99 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,380 Huh? 100 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:01,717 Yeah, so, you don't have to pretend to be my boyfriend anymore. 101 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,027 Looks like it's causing you a ton of trouble. Sorry. 102 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,817 Yeah, but then... 103 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,157 I mean, this is really something I should deal with myself anyway. 104 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,307 I'll stop showing up at Home Ec Club. 105 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:16,617 But hey, you should still come by for ramen. 106 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,530 I might vent to you once in a while, though. 107 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:24,860 Oh! On a date? Perfect timing! 108 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,797 Quit running away already, Ogami. 109 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,717 Nobody's okay with this, y'know. 110 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,337 A gloomy loser like you being her boyfriend? 111 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:38,087 He's not my boyfriend anymore! Can you quit this stupid crap already? 112 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:39,937 Huh? Really? 113 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,767 Then go out with me! 114 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,387 What? No, thanks! 115 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,817 Nobody asked you to barge in here, so go to hell! 116 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,777 Oh! Look, I'm not messing around! 117 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:51,227 I'm strong, okay? I can protect you! 118 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,697 I didn't ask! So, back off already! 119 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,577 Aw, don't be so cold! 120 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,997 No. We're still together. 121 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,150 So, keep your hands off my girl. 122 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:01,537 Now get lost. 123 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:02,777 Huh? - The hell? 124 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,797 Wait, what? You're marrying her? 125 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,797 Like hell I am! We're just keeping the act going! 126 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,797 Still, why, though? 127 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,957 No reason. 128 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,257 What? 129 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:16,477 If I had to say, it's because every damn kid keeps going, 130 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,057 "No, don't," "It's fine," all the time! 131 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,687 And us old guys? We're stubborn, that's why. 132 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:25,357 Instead of letting kids worry about me, I'll be a meddling pain in the ass. 133 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:29,347 I don't care who. If they're bad news, I'll swat every last one of 'em away! 134 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:31,567 What're you muttering about? 135 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,787 I spar with grown men at the gym. 136 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,730 Think about who you're mouthing off to before you try acting cool! 137 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:48,007 I'm not saying I totally disagree with the whole "men should protect women" thing, 138 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:48,990 but for now... 139 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:52,670 maybe you should spend a little more time training. 140 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:55,400 Ogami? 141 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,630 Ogami, um... 142 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,937 All right. I'll keep playing boyfriend a little longer. 143 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:08,970 I don't wanna eat good ramen and then have to listen to you complain afterward. 144 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,590 Thanks. 145 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:11,947 But, um... 146 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:14,077 that "Keep your hands off my girl" line... 147 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,407 Sorry, but wow, that was a huge turnoff. 148 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:19,350 No middle schooler talks like that. 149 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:21,940 So... 150 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:25,820 that's Noren Mitsuoka and her boyfriend. 151 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:31,210 Though, with those moves, he kind of seems like he might be in the same line of work. 152 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:36,850 He may be tougher than I expected... 153 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:40,030 as a romantic rival on this job. 154 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:06,230 Impressive. 155 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:09,637 At your age, and with skills that sharp. 156 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,677 You're a once-in-a-generation talent for our organization. 157 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,010 Thanks. 158 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,200 Now for your next assignment. 159 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:23,500 Infiltrate Noren Mitsuoka's middle school and become her fiancé. 160 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:25,147 I'm counting on you... 161 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,100 Baby-Face Baby. 162 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:32,090 Hey, Ogami... 163 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,857 Aren't you, like, secretly super strong? 164 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:35,680 Huh? 165 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:37,157 No way. 166 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,937 I've never been in a fight in my life. 167 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:43,287 Really? 168 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:47,277 Because the guy you scared off the other day looked pretty tough to me. 169 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,357 That was just a fluke, or, I dunno, for all he looked the part... 170 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,077 he was basically normal. 171 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,467 "Normal"? 172 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:58,257 So, that means you do know what "not normal" is like? 173 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,577 No, I mean, I don't know. 174 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:03,120 The boss is getting grilled by a middle schooler! 175 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,307 Well, whatever. 176 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:07,087 This is just pretend dating anyway, 177 00:10:07,170 --> 00:10:09,767 so I'm not gonna tell you you can't keep secrets or anything. 178 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:12,677 But speaking of this "fake boyfriend" thing... 179 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,250 My dad randomly sent me something yesterday. 180 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,150 A fountain pen? 181 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,197 What makes zero sense is, 182 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,520 he told me to give this to Ogami, the guy I'm dating right now. 183 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,167 Why? 184 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,640 No clue. 185 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:35,297 Isn't he kinda hot? 186 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,367 He's so tall! 187 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,097 Look at how long his legs are! 188 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,000 Check out his physique! 189 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:44,640 Okay, class, I'd like to introduce our transfer student. 190 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,610 Boss! 191 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:49,517 Yeah. 192 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,897 A transfer student at a time like this... 193 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,567 And that presence... 194 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,050 So, one really did show up. 195 00:10:56,470 --> 00:11:00,197 They sent in another pro... 196 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,977 to become Noren's fiancé. 197 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,160 This is Shin Kohazame. 198 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,227 Hell yes! A hottie! - Everyone, be nice to him. 199 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:10,527 Man, what a difference from Oga! No, seriously, it's not even a contest! 200 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:13,630 Now then, why don't you give us a quick introduction? 201 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,450 Afu? 202 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:24,790 Duck? 203 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:39,267 Wow, he's so nervous, he completely choked. 204 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:44,850 Um, okay then, for now, why don't you sit next to Mitsuoka? 205 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,440 Uh, nice to meet you. 206 00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:57,617 She's... 207 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,507 She's so cute! 208 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:02,547 Her picture did not do her justice! 209 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:03,507 This is bad! 210 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,377 I'm so nervous, I can barely even talk! 211 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,767 There's no way I can flirt with a girl this cute! 212 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,977 But it's a job, so I have to! 213 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,727 If I'm gonna talk without freaking out, 214 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:16,270 I've got no choice but to put that in my mouth! 215 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,960 Huh? 216 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,397 A letter? 217 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,157 I LIKE YOU. I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IN PERSON, 218 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:21,987 I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE COURTYARD AFTER SCHOOL. 219 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,067 Whaaat? 220 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:26,250 Did I really just get the sloppiest love-letter approach ever? 221 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:34,160 Jeez, when you're hot, people really let you get away with anything, huh? 222 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:39,007 A letter and then an instant meet-up request. 223 00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:41,127 You want me there with you? 224 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,077 Honestly, that'd help. 225 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,597 That's kinda the whole point of the "fake boyfriend" thing. 226 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,747 I knew you had a boyfriend. 227 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:50,767 But if you bring him with you, that does make this way harder. Jeez. 228 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,580 Huh? 229 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:56,840 Wait, that's Kohazame's voice, but the vibe is completely different. 230 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,887 No, hang on, what the heck is that?! 231 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:01,267 It's a pacifier. 232 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,677 Don't say that with the energy of "It's just a mask"! 233 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,567 Sorry for freaking you out. 234 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:10,247 I actually have extreme stage fright, but when I turn into a baby, it calms me down. 235 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,440 He's calmly saying the craziest nonsense! 236 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:16,957 The underworld's full of weirdos, but this guy's really something else. 237 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,277 Oh yeah, he's out there. 238 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:22,717 Anyway, can we talk about what I wrote in the letter? 239 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,677 Uh, right, well, I'm already dating Ogami, so... 240 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,007 I know. 241 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,120 But I still have to say it. 242 00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:31,440 It was love at first sight. 243 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,977 I really like you! 244 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,647 Wow, pushy much? 245 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,687 I know you already have a boyfriend. 246 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,220 Even so, will you give me a chance? 247 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,657 Looking at him again, his eyes really are beautiful. 248 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:48,277 When he looks at you like that, your heart skips a beat. 249 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,117 It's not just that his features are handsome. 250 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,680 There's this almost hypnotic kind of sex appeal to him. 251 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:57,210 Except... 252 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,320 he's got a pacifier in his mouth! 253 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:03,007 Well, okay, there are like ten different things I could say here, but... 254 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,110 Hey! 255 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:07,620 Quit talking out of your ass, moron! 256 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:12,080 For starters, you don't even like me that much, do you? 257 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,937 I'm not saying love at first sight never happens, 258 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,397 and sure, sometimes things move fast out of nowhere. 259 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,857 But this isn't that. 260 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:22,297 What ticks me off is that it feels like you're being made to do this! 261 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,387 Yeah, it's rough dealing with confessions... 262 00:14:24,470 --> 00:14:26,697 but if someone tells me how they really feel... 263 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,177 I make a point of giving them a real answer. 264 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,527 But if somebody comes at me with some joke of a confession... 265 00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:33,787 like they're making fun of other people's feelings... 266 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,420 I make a point of decking them! 267 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,650 What a... 268 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:42,447 What a direct, strong person! 269 00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:44,750 I'm really in love! 270 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,587 Good boy, good boy. 271 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:52,890 If a girl like this did that for me, I could die happy! 272 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,097 No, sorry! 273 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,837 I'm really sorry! 274 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,870 You were totally right about all of it. 275 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:02,437 And I like you. For real this time. 276 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,170 If you can tell when someone's lying, you can also tell when they aren't. 277 00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:08,857 So, anyway, your boyfriend... 278 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,067 Ogami. 279 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,850 "Ogami," right. 280 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:14,850 Just like that? 281 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,647 He got behind me? 282 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,077 You're in the business, too, aren't you? 283 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,487 I never thought a sudden confession like that would actually work. 284 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:28,677 My plan was to make an impression first, then ease into it little by little. 285 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,530 But... 286 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,030 I changed my mind. 287 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,687 Putting Noren's position as fiancée on the line... 288 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,167 I challenge you to a duel. 289 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,807 Huh? A duel? 290 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,040 That. 291 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,050 That fountain pen is proof of who is the official fiancé. 292 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:49,900 And if a duel is issued, it has to be accepted. 293 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,867 The guidelines have already been announced. 294 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,187 Wait, what's that mean? 295 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,187 Since when? 296 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:59,507 If you lose, does that mean the boyfriend role changes hands automatically? 297 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:03,480 Jeez! This just keeps getting more and more annoying! 298 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,377 So, basically, you decided you wanted to steal her quick and easy, huh? 299 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,577 Exactly. 300 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,327 SIGHHH... 301 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,537 Please give Noren to me. 302 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,317 I don't give a damn about duels or whatever else. 303 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,557 But I'm not handing Noren over! 304 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,587 You're way too freaky for your own good. 305 00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,137 MITSUOKA PHARMACEUTICALS 306 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:24,587 So, whoever's holding the fountain pen at the end is the fiancé... 307 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,977 is that it? 308 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,567 That is brutal! 309 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:29,107 Hang in there, Oga! 310 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,557 This is no laughing matter! 311 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,907 Noren, are you okay? 312 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,327 No, I am not okay! 313 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:38,677 I hate the idea of people making this huge spectacle out of fighting over me! 314 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,110 I feel like I'm gonna puke! 315 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:44,077 And Ogami's only doing this because I asked him to fake it. 316 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,147 It's not like I was planning to date anyone in the first place! 317 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,877 Ogami... 318 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,700 It's okay, Master. 319 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,007 I'm in this now. 320 00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,950 I'm not gonna lose no matter what kind of match this is. 321 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,667 They're saying it's a duel over Noren Mitsuoka! 322 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,507 The one that was posted online? 323 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,877 No way! They're really doing it? 324 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,857 The match lasts one hour. 325 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,717 My objective is to make you put this pacifier in your mouth. 326 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,300 If you can escape without having it crammed in, then you win. 327 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,837 Paci... fier! 328 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,437 What kind of stupid contest is this? 329 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,657 A pacifier? What? 330 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,947 I don't get it! 331 00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:23,567 Why is he sucking on one in the first place? 332 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,996 I love you, Noren. 333 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,496 I really mean it. 334 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:30,150 So, if I win this duel... 335 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,047 I want to use your lap... 336 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,047 Good boy, good boy. 337 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:34,237 ...as a pillow. 338 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,760 Sorry. Not happening. 339 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,127 Let's get started. 340 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:43,247 When the last grain falls, exactly one hour will have passed. 341 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,507 Yeah, yeah, let's do this already. 342 00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:46,630 Begin! 343 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,317 Boss! 344 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,237 Even bracing myself, that was close. 345 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,050 Weirdo factor aside, his skills are the real deal. 346 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,407 It started! 347 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,930 Oh man! 348 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,317 Uh, isn't this plain bad? 349 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,067 Trying to run away without blowing your cover and all! 350 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,567 That means, for one full hour... 351 00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:10,197 I've gotta dodge his attacks in the most pathetic way possible! 352 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,030 In a weird way, that's kind of pro! 353 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,117 Was that luck? 354 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,160 He's actually managing to dodge him! 355 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,407 Even before I had this younger body, 356 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,877 it'd been a long time since I'd faced anyone this good. 357 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,537 He's really strong. 358 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,937 Which is exactly why... 359 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,757 a match where I lose if he gets a pacifier in my mouth... 360 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,050 What the hell? 361 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,050 Shh! 362 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,967 After Noren turned me down, I thought about it. 363 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,997 What exactly is the difference between us? 364 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,897 And then it hit me. 365 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,177 One of us is a baby... 366 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,657 and one of us... 367 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:53,657 isn't! 368 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,590 What the hell are you talking about?! 369 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,267 Just try putting it in your mouth, 370 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,807 and you'll get why it's so great! 371 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,337 And once we're both babies... 372 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,887 I'll be superior! 373 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,520 No good! I still have no idea what you're on about! 374 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,387 More than anything... 375 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,470 I'm in love with Noren! 376 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,530 Are your feelings for her stronger than mine? 377 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,077 My feelings for Noren... 378 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,150 My... 379 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,037 Nope. 380 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,457 Not even one millimeter. 381 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,857 I'm a grown man. 382 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:36,450 I only took this on because I got stubborn and dug in my heels. 383 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:37,927 Hah... 384 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,587 So, if I lose, worst case, it can't be helped. 385 00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:41,950 Is that all this is? 386 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,347 TO PAPA 387 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:49,210 TO PAPA Papa! 388 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,350 No. Wrong. 389 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,530 It's more than that. 390 00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:57,180 About one minute left? 391 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,317 There they are! 392 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,610 Over there! 393 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,197 He threw it! 394 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,477 Huh? Is it over? 395 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,977 Yeah, this ends it. 396 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,310 Except... 397 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,907 I never said that was the only pacifier. 398 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,047 A trap! 399 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,130 A whole bunch of them are flying at him! 400 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,960 He left me an escape route on purpose! 401 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,157 He's gonna land on a rake! 402 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,967 The thing where, if you step on it... 403 00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:38,547 ...the handle whips up and smacks you right in the face! 404 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:41,057 And there's a pacifier attached to the end of it! 405 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:45,390 And he can't block it! - It's going in his mouth for sure! 406 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,140 Wha... 407 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,497 It stopped! 408 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:51,770 How? 409 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,700 So, when he jumped back... 410 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,227 he'd already... 411 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,410 thrown the wood carving knives? 412 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:08,097 He made it the whole hour! 413 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,767 How'd he do that at the end? 414 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,710 Ogami wins! 415 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,037 Unbelievable! 416 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,727 My love... 417 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,710 actually lost! 418 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:19,527 Sorry. 419 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:22,430 I don't know if mine's stronger than yours... 420 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:26,240 but I've got feelings for Noren, too. 421 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,680 They're just nothing like yours. 422 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,940 I only just realized it. 423 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,940 I'd been projecting Kozue onto Noren. 424 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,570 All the things I couldn't do for Kozue... 425 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:42,367 Maybe it's just self-satisfaction. 426 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:47,250 Even so, I don't want Noren to end up unhappy. 427 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:23,860 Yeah, he's definitely pretty down. 428 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:27,847 But I don't know how to deal with two boys dueling over me. 429 00:23:27,930 --> 00:23:28,697 HOME EC ROOM 430 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:31,680 HOME EC ROOM Um, our new club member is... 431 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,180 Shin Kohazame. 432 00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:35,437 Hey! 433 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,707 I'm not giving up, Noren! 434 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:41,400 Uh, no, please do give up.